Laurel Silverwood
How are you feeling?
- A) I’m fine.
- B) My blood is like acid. It eats through my flesh.
I heard of you-know-who the other day. He’s moving in with his new girlfriend.
- A) Glad to hear it.
- B) Plug my ears with cotton. Drown myself in the bath.
I know things ended kind of weird between you two. I’m glad you’ve both moved on.
- A) Me too.
- B) I haven’t let anyone touch me in years.
The weather has been nice this week.
- A) It won’t last. It never does.
- B) It won’t last. It never does.