Laurel Silverwood

How are you feeling?

  1. A)       I’m fine. 
  2. B)       My blood is like acid. It eats through my flesh.

I heard of you-know-who the other day. He’s moving in with his new girlfriend.

  1. A) Glad to hear it.
  2. B) Plug my ears with cotton. Drown myself in the bath.

I know things ended kind of weird between you two. I’m glad you’ve both moved on.

  1. A) Me too. 
  2. B)        I haven’t let anyone touch me in years.

The weather has been nice this week.

  1. A)        It won’t last. It never does.
  2. B)        It won’t last. It never does.